(A.K.A. Low Hanging Fruit)
Look deep into my eyes...
I am so cute. So adorable...
Pay no attention to my mousing practice; my scratching of your furniture and curtains...
My incessant need to try to eat the buttons off your shirt...
Because I am cute beyond belief...
Listen to me purr....(purr, purr, purr)
Love me! Love Me! LOVE ME!
